4 April 2017
In 2004, when I was living in London, I heard that the old double-decker Routemaster buses were about to be retired, so I found a route that crossed the city past many historical landmarks to a residential area of North London. This was Route 73.
10 February 2017
|During the Presidential debates, Donald Trump was secretly fed information by his finger puppets, Momo and Oinky.|
I recently had a dream in which Donald Trump came to my house for my birthday lunch.
He walked through the door and handed me a big red envelope that looked like it had been previously ripped open in a million different ways and then stuck back together in a slipshod manner with weak-ass sticky tape.
The whole damn thing was falling apart. (His aide said Trump wrapped it himself.) He had signed the front of envelope.
16 January 2017
I met Walter White in Paraguay before he became Heisenberg, the world-famous producer of blue meth. He had a stall selling corn and spices in a small market in Ciudad del Este, the second largest city in Paraguay. This is possibly where he learnt the ins and outs of commerce.
29 November 2016
[First published on The Plus Ones]
7 October 2016
10 September 2016
Terschelling is an island in the northern Netherlands with a population of around 4,700. Every June the island is transformed into a huge theatre for the Oerol Festival. Over 55,000 people visit the island in those ten days to watch theatre and musical performances, modern art and visual and artists.
27 July 2016
Once upon a time in the Gardens of Fitzroy, the dainty princess Sleeping Beauty slumbered with the possums in the long grass. She had fallen into a deep sleep after biting an apple, which was poisoned with ethanol and amphetamines.
Thankfully, her loyal friend Edmundo was there to keep watch over her. Edmundo covered Beauty with branches and leaves and flowers, hiding her from the vicious creatures that lurked in the shadows of the Building of Exhibitions.
Shhh... if you listen carefully, you can hear her in the video below, talking in her deep slumber...
18 June 2016
26 April 2016
|Cockhead. I actually ate this thing and then learnt it was only included in the dish for decorative purposes. Lame.|
I recently went to China for a writing residency. The time was split between Yangshuo and Guangzhou, both in the south-east of the country. Here are a few photos and observations from the trip.
Labels: - China