|During the Presidential debates, Donald Trump was secretly fed information by his finger puppets, Momo and Oinky.|
I recently had a dream in which Donald Trump came to my house for my birthday lunch.
He walked through the door and handed me a big red envelope that looked like it had been previously ripped open in a million different ways and then stuck back together in a slipshod manner with weak-ass sticky tape.
The whole damn thing was falling apart. (His aide said Trump wrapped it himself.) He had signed the front of envelope.