"Hé Élodie, comment ça va? Are you going to the pâtisserie? Could you get me some of those delicious bonbons? You know the ones: little and brown with the swirls of chocolat, and inside with the strawberry filling. Oh là là, and a café au lait – with extra lait. Merci beaucoup, mon chéri. And when you come back we will have sex. Because we are French putain."